Monthly Archives: September 2008

A little Moist (down there)

by mutantaday

Much like the real world of high fashion modeling, the world of Super Hero(ines) is minimal on representation of African Americans (or Black Americans, whichever you prefer) and Latinos(as).

However, there is one woman goddess that has shocked the world with her blue &white eyes, white hair, and voluptuous:

1. Lips

2. Breasts

3. Thighs

4. but most of all…Heart

It’s Ms. Munroe, a.k.a Ororo Munroe, Leader of the X-Men’s Gold Team, STORM!!!

Snap, Crackle, Pop

Snap, Crackle, Pop

First appearing in GIANT SIZED X-MEN #1 mmm it’s SOO big! leather-clad Storm quickly became one of the most popular X-Men and mutants in the Marvel Universe.

She’s so badass, her powers are practically limitless, (not in a Jean Grey/Phoenix kind of way but in an Omega-level mutant kind of way…so just like a tier down). She’ll rip your heart out, blow you away, freeze you to death, shock you back to life and drop from space. The Mimic has nothing on her. And she can do all of this wearing leather. sweaty.

Sadly, as far as animations go the closest to doing her character justice was in the 90′s cartoons on FOX. Sure she was CRAZY DRAMATIC in everything she did but if you were a goddess, I mean, COME ON FOLKS…I’d Angela Bassett every line too!  Which was the biggest mistake of the X-Men movies.

Halle Berry as Storm…really?

REALLY??? Now before I make this entry into a shit-sammy of bitchiness. I’ll end it with saying it was just a bad choice and Berry is just not woman enough to work Storm out. Angela Bassett however would have rocked it out hardcore.

And THAT, people, is how Stella could have gotten her groove back…like for real.

Currently in Uncanny Xmen and Ultimate Xmen titles, Storm’s roles are not as prominent right now because that’s what happens when the writers marry you off (and to Black Panther WTF!!). That storyline was a big W-O-T…WASTE O’ TIME!!! However, I’m sure once hot as fuck Colossus’ story line in Ultimate Xmen ends and everyone gets settled in to THE GAYBORHOOD, (San Fran Dresser) in Uncanny, the writers will fix her up nice & good! She is only one of about 200 who have their powers left after crazy-ass Scarlet Witch wished all the muties away. She wins the Whore Face award of 2007-2008. But any snatchway I’m looking forward to future Storm projects. OH! And check out her cards in the 2007, ’08, and ’09 Marvel Masterpiece collections, they are tranny fierceness.

Ending thought. Ro’ needs a mohawk again. It’s zexy with a Z! Holla!

Jubilation Rhythm Nation*

by mutantaday

Today’s featured hero(ine) is my favorite American Asian persuasion, Margaret Cho Jubilation Lee!

What's that in your pocket?

I really think she has a tendency to get overlooked in most story lines, but when it comes to orphans this one shines above the rest.  Some call her a Downgrade Dazzler, I call her sparkles…no wait, I call her a female who can literally blow your ass up into kibbles and bits (check the pretty colors).

Her most memorable moment for me at least was when she packed her bags and left the X Mansion to go join Generation X under the supervision of ice princess Emma “tits” Frost and Sean “shrill cast” Cassidy a.k.a. the Irish mutant Banshee.

While with Gen X it was all “When I was an X Man..” this and “Wolverine taught me how to do…” that. She would soon realize that much like the second generation of X-Men back in the day (Storm, Wolverine, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Thunder Bird, Banshee, Sunfire etc.) this was a brand new day and all previous battles aside, new baddies wouldn’t give a flying fuck Forge how many experience points you accrued on the way.

Currently Jubes is taggin’ along with the Ultimate version of Alpha Flight. Seems the entire team is hopped up on the equivalent of the goo that made Capn’ America bulging a super soldier. They seem to be baddies as well and are causing quite a bit of trouble for the X-Men.

SPOILER ALERT:

It’s (The ‘GOO’ called Banshee) made from Logan’s DNA at the labs of Moira MacTaggert (god, I hate her face). Wolvie went and destroyed it all…hopefully.

Watch Jubilee’s character develop in Ultimate X Men!

Teen Michaniqué

by mutantaday

So thanks to an irritating interesting film I came across, Ballet Michaniqué (& no there were no ballet boys or annie-rexia proned females in this film), I thought it best to feature a man who knows what it’s all about to deal with the daily mechanics of life.  CYBORG!!! So maybe technically he’s not a mutant but we don’t discriminate here at mutant a day™ . A hero is a hero.

Kickin' Ass & Eating subs, all in the name of JUSTICE!Currently best known as one of the animated TEEN TITANS, Cyborg, a.k.a. Victor Stone, is your best friend and greatest ally when it comes to kickin’ ass and takin’ names! And eating your weight in pizza, nachos & burgers.

Cyborg was created by writer Marv Wolfman and artist George Pérez, and first appears in DC Comics Presents #26 in October of 1980.

Like any future Hero (sans Dazzler, The Fantastic Four, um.. Namor and others who were fortunate enough to feel the glory and fame without pain), Victor would join the Outsiders and future bff’s teammates Robin, Starfire, Beastboy and Daria Raven.

Check out Titans #5 as the team battles dark baddie Trigon (Raven’s papa) and also check out Tiny Titans #8 as school is in session at Sidekick City Elementary and it’s time for report cards and parent teacher conferences! Oi VAY!

So here’s a question we can all ask ourselves: what hottie guy would play him in the Titans movies? Discuss.

The High Flying Angel!

by mutantaday

I know it’s the same day but I am just so proud EXCITED to post all of these hot men heroes that have been on the back burner here at the Mutant A Day™ living room headquarters!

Today is all about Warren Worthington III also known as Angel from the X-Men.  Currently Angel has his own mini-series called Angel: Revelations which is a FIVE, count em’, FIVE part mini-series about Warren in his prep-school days and his mutant ability coming to fruition at the height of his popularity.

If you haven’t kept up, go out and get the back issues! SPOILER ALERT!

Revelations

Warren in Angel:Revelations


After Warren’s  wings come out of the closet his back and he learns to fly, he soon realizes that his gay best friend Andrew (who happens to be in love with him) is being fondled by the resident catholic priest spiritual advisor.

No, Warren isn’t a mo’ in this series, but his open mindedness of Andrew’s assumed obvious homosexuality and his willingness to do whatever it takes to keep him safe against bullies, priests and school fires is refreshing on Marvel’s part. Big PROPS to Writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and Artist Adam Pollina for creating a story that rocks and art that feels like mutant-couture.

It’s orgazzzzmic!

A Colossal Beginning!

by mutantaday

Welcome to the first post of Mutant A Day! This blog will feature mutants, super heroes and baddies of various comic characters of only the marvel various universes!  We will also be giving you heads up on different story lines, movies, and other info one might need to know! Enjoy!

What better way to start off than with Colossus (Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin) of the X-Men’s Gold Team! Currently Mr. Rasputin has switched teams from Ms. Kitty Pryde’s beefy boyfriend, to North Star’s hot as fuck gay boyfriend in the Ultimate X-Men story line.  Finally some gay lovin’ between mainstream characters in a story line that is not only awesomely written but fantastically drawn!  And I imagine Logan can finally worry less about his furry ass dropping the soap in the X-Showers. (whiiink)

Look out later this month for Ultimate X Men 98, Wolverine has destroyed all the “banshee” and North Star is actually not dead & Colossus are reunited but what the HELL is up with Quicksilver and Magneto’s plan to “DEAL WITH THESE HUMANS” ?!?

[also check out the Angel mini series (And by ANGEL I mean WARREN WORTHINGTON III... This ain't Buffy and Angelus folks!  The 5th & final book is on sale this week!]