What you should be reading!

A couple of months ago Marvel put out the Angel:Revelation series that was AWESOME! Well, currently (and for some time now), your favorite master of magnetism has his own miniseries, Magneto:Testament which stars Erik Magnus Lensherr, born Max Eisenhardt in Nazi Germany.  Right at the footsteps of Hitler and his soldiers, Max and his family must deal with the Nazi takeover which affects not only his Jewish father but Max and his school situation as well.

It all starts with him winning a medal in a javelin throwing event in his school. Accused of cheating, young Max’s medal is taken away and he slowly realizes the changes occurring not only within him, but around him. Testament is, like Revelations, smartly written, with more humanity than we are used to seeing from other comics that are focused on one character.

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Magneto:Testament is a great prelude to the Magneto:Origins movie that is set to come out in the next few years after the Wolverine:Origins movie.  There is a script set and ready, however the green light has not been lit for production. It will focus on Charles and Erik’s relationship after the war and take the viewer to the present where they have become enemies. Lauren Shuler Donner, Wolverine:Origins producer confirms the movie is “still in the works”.

Magneto:Origins Number 3 should be out soon! (if not already) Check out young Max as he struggles to save his family from the Nazis as they invade Poland!

Amazonian like a Fox?

If you don’t know, the “Wonder Woman” movie has been in talks around the D.C. universe.  There are rumors floating around that the Tranny-former’s female lead Megan Fox is said to be cast as Ms. Diana if ya nasty herself, which I find disgusting and stupid and…..let me do an aside…

“I know she’s kinda gorge and shiz but she’s a weakling and we need a woman to play an Amazon. Have we learned nothing from Xena: Warrior PrincessSometimes it takes a lez to play a warrior.”

So here is the photo-shopped image going around for your viewing dis pleasure.

Wonder girl?

Wonder..um...yeah..no.

Yeah, yeah she’s nom-noms and she looks good in that suit but she needs to gain some muscle and maybe spend a weekend at Lilith Faire before she jumps on the beating-the-SHY-NOLA-outta-Ares bandwagon! In her defense, she would be a lot better than the talk of having BEYONCE’ play her. I mean…seriously, Beo-wolf-oncé. I’m thinking no.

Back in 2005 Whedon signed on to write and direct the live action movie. But it’s about to be 2009, apparently there were some issues and junk and stuff. There are also talks that the script isn’t entirely dead. We’ll see what happens.

On the upside, there IS a new animated movie that seems pretty awesome! Check it out Here!

Mal-licious!

It has been TOO LONG down there. No, this isn’t going to be some mini-entry with just a bunch of hot pictures! OK, I’m lying, it TOTALLY IS! Or is it? Well, on to the Whedonverse continuation!

Nathan Fillion is gorge! (gorgeous). He’s smart, funny (on screen) and is not scared of a little musical. He’s probably one of the most versatile actors that does not get enough credit. He’s done it all not me though…frown: One Life to Live, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Desperate Housewives… geez, just a PLETHORA of movies and TV shows! Remember Two Guys, a Girl & A Pizza Place? Yea, that was him. One gay movie, OUTING RILEY, which I have not seen yet. He doesn’t play gay but he plays the brother of a gay guy…so that’s nice. (whiink)

Then, of course, my favorite character, Mal from Firefly & Serenity drool. We are all upset that it ended but I’m sure we all own the DVD set, and if you don’t, go get it as it’s a nice addition to anyone’s sci-fi library. If he turned you off as Caleb from Buffy (only because he was massively evil, THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE REASON), I have no doubt that he’ll turn you on in Firefly. Even you straight guys and lezzie maguires!

For shiz (dear old Shiz), he makes me want to get big shiny guns and shoot things in my brown coat. Look for him doing some voiceover work in the new Wonder Woman animation coming out in 2009!

Captain Hammer

Captain Hammer, guess what the hammer is?

Buns O' bubble

Buns O' Bubble

Brown Coat

Brown Coat

With his Gun

With his Gun

Oh so Shiny!

Oh so Shiny!

YAY PG PORN! Don’t worry its totally SFW!