All-Contraire

Ladies, gentlemen & beings of indefinable gender we went to All-Con.

 

Windiebird: This was definitely not a one day convention and I think our experience showed that. It was very pleasant, don’t get me wrong. I had a blast seeing all the conventioneers in their costumes. I probably enjoyed the SCA demonstration and the vendor room the most.

The SCA people were so much fun because they are hardcore into their hobby. They want to recreate medieval life and they’ll use force to get the job done. The people from our kingdom were very friendly and interested in teaching us about what they do. Plus there were lovely boys beating each other with sticks, so with a premise like that, you’ve got my full attention already.

The vendor room was expensive but with a pretty average selection. I didn’t end up buying anything but there were certainly happy things to spend some money on!

Honestly, it didn’t have the comic-world showing I would have liked and there were hardly any artists on the day we attended. Overall, it was a wonderful experience. It certainly wasn’t a comic convention and it never claimed to be one. So though I didn’t find as much to do there as I did at the Richardson con, I would heartily recommend the weekend to anyone with an interest in sci-fi or anime.

Mutant A Day: Ok, so I don’t mean to be a traitor to my generation and all but just because you dress up does not give you the right to think that your ghost busting duties are more important than others and be a total spaz-hole.

With that said here’s a little dribble from my POV about All Con in all its con-ness!

I’m pretty much going to have to agree with everything our good lord Windiebird has written. If it wasn’t for the big burly men smashing into eachother with their massive wooden…sticks….=/* ** [drool], wearing their kilts and…armor…and…uh…brb…

Ok,…where was I, yes, then the day would have been more of us walking around and making comments about how the Ghost Busting guy was a total ass-face, and the over-priced goodies baddies that were for sale were too limited. It made me miss Comicon.  And Nathan Fillion. [I'm sure he misses me too.]

There were high points of course! Like the big “straight” Xena behemoth of a woman who taught..and by taught I mean gruffed to us the delicacies of making fairy wings. Windiebird made his debut as an Autumn winged fairy. It was a corniopia of excitement. [In his pants I'm sure of it.] She snapped at me in true lesbonic fashion when i started asking a question that was too feminine for her to answer. She’ll be getting a letter from us..or maybe…some gross crocs. I dunno I don’t want her to eat us.

Anywho, there was Nightwing, and Batman and Dasiy, but I’m pretty sure only a dollop of her was function if you know what I mean. She was sweet though and the only fully functioning Nintendo character there.

Now that I think about it she might have been at the wrong convention. Oh daisy, your such a silly bitch ^_^.

Dolly, Pardon?

Dollhouse
(I wouldn’t say no.)

I think it’s about time I weighed in on the Whedonverse’s latest addition, Dollhouse.

Okay, TV world, I get it. You are outraged. Nay, incensed that Dollhouse isn’t Buffy! Nor is it Angel, Firefly, Dr. Horrible or an uncredited Speed screenplay.

But could we give the production team of this show a little bit of slack? It’s a completely new show. Sure, there are many Buffy alums working with this story. There are definitely aspects of this show lacking so far, don’t get me wrong. I may be a fan of just about every Joss Whedon-related endeavor but that doesn’t make me an unthinking fanatic. I’m a fan because I enjoy what I’ve seen. I analyze what I’m watching and process if it’s something I can enjoy or not.

So I didn’t instantly orgasm when I heard Joss & Co. were putting out a new show. I also didn’t immediately hate it simply because it isn’t Buffy season 9 or Firefly: The Musical!

This, like any artistic production, deserves to be judged on its own merits.

I feel that it stands very well on its own two legs, in fact. It’s grown, for Tara’s sake! The premise places the show firmly in the scifi category. Yet we’re not quite in the realm of space travel or time warps. It’s a subtle fantasy lost on those expecting a rip-roaring space odyssey or journey into hell. We are only 6 episodes into the 13 episode season and the show is being shot down by critics before it can even get out of the expository episodes.

Not only is the writing and cohesion of the show improving with every episode, we finally get to see Eliza Dushku (really, too easy) NOT be Faith. Who would have thought we’d ever see the day? She’s becoming a damn fine actress, even if she’s thin as sin in the show.

So really, this is my plea. Give the show a full season before you shove it to the side. This could be the next great series and is showing some major potential already. Don’t let the past overshadow what could be.

Whedon 4 lyfe

-Windiebird

Someone to Judo-Chop

Can we PUH-LEASE talk about the insanity that is Street Fighter – Legend of Chun-Li?

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 I swear I plotzed and not in a good way.

So here is the shiz. Mutant A Day and other affiliates of said blog went to a matinee showing [because of the likely hood of failure and because paying 8 dollars for a 2 dollar hooker movie is just wrong].

“Why the neggative start out?” You ask. Well, the movie actually was not “bad”. Kristen what’s her Lana, who normally I, and the rest of the world, hates, due to her contant up-do’s and abnormalities in a little show called Smallville [yes I went there], kicked SO MUCH ass it gave me chills.

SERIOUSLY!

She actually did a good job playing a character myself and other girls,guy,bi,Thai people love to fight with on the video games. Who else has head crushing thighs? Certainly not Jenna Jameson. Certainly not that guy who crushes cans for recycling on Rosedale and 5th!

Wait..what?

But yes folks, she did a good job. Chris Klein however makes me want to call up Katie Holmes so we can go back in time together when they dated and she can agree to marry him only to leave him at the alter and break his heart the way he broke mine with his “ACTING” in this movie.

Every time he appeared in the scene with his greasy hair and sweaty face I wondered if he woke up every morning to a healthy breakfast of Frosted Crack and a side bagels and blow. By the way he “played” Charlie Nash.

And by played [I swear this is my last complaint] I mean lamely one lined his way through the movie. He gets the douche award for this post.

Even though the majority of the movie is sub-par, we are glad we saw it. It’s right up there with Glitter or any movie J-lo made after The Wedding Planner.

-Mutant A Day

More posts to come invloving the count down to X-men’s Origins Wolverine, All-con pics with your favorite bloggers, and random entries involving that guy from Rosedale & 5th!  Oh yeah replace this guy with Chris Klein and have a lovely day!

Watchmen, Part 2

Comedian

Holy Existential Jesus! This movie sure caused something of a stir in the comics world. As a fan of the graphic novel I feel like I have to give you two parts to my review of the screen adaptation.

The first is looking at the movie, based purely on its own merits and not with comparison to the source material (girl).

Any movie longer than an hour and a half has to keep you entertained constantly and Watchmen certainly delivers the fun babies. A good mixture of action and philosophical drama, this movie raises some intriguing and fundamental questions.

What’s the meaning of life? Is human nature really violent and evil? Is tragedy the only way we’re able to see past ourselves in relation to other beings? What would real costumed heroes be like? How long can you show big, blue dong in a film before getting an un-rateable feature?

But seriously, there’s a blue penis in it. Now that that’s out of everyone’s system, let’s keep the review train chugging along. So the curtain rises on a world not dissimilar to our own. The big city is home to violence, corruption & deep, dark lies. We see how masked vigilantes have changed the world of the Watchmen indelibly and been altered themselves, for better & worse. We get a sense for what it’s like for real, honest people to go through a comic book world. How would a person truly react to murder? Does everyone have a Superman hidden inside them or an Apokoplips? Or both?

The wonderful thing about Watchmen (is that I’m the only one!) is that it raises questions constantly, like good art always does. To give away too much of the plot would spoil it but suffice it to say that if you haven’t seen it yet you are doing yourself a major disservice.

So now, let me put on my Watchmen Fanboy hat to say what I’m REALLY feeling. I loved this movie, honestly. I feel that this is the truest screenplay that Hollywood would ever come up with when it comes to Watchmen.

That being said, I agree with Alan Moore that the Watchmen graphic novel never needed to be made into a movie. It definitely got the public interested in the graphic novel which is only a good thing. But many of the elements that made the book so mind-blowing and fantastic, couldn’t translate to the screen. It was clear that the production team was aiming to please all people. With constant nods to the novel yet some glaring omissions and alterations, it’s certainly a roller coaster ride for fans of the book. You’ll be screaming internally at a few unnecessary changes and scratching your head at times.

And the ending…well, it’s different. It worked for me, though. It was a mish-mash of streamlined plot and simplification but I came away from the experience with a feeling that I had seen Watchmen, not just a generic super-hero movie with the Watchmen franchise sprinkled on top.

Ultimately, whether the movie is your first introduction to Watchmen or if you were a fan of the book since its first publication, I feel that everyone can enjoy this film.

-Windiebird

Watchmen, Part 1

Ozymandias

So tonight’s the night!  The Watchmen movie opens at midnight.  Your faithful authors will not be attending the opening night festivities (hello full time jobs) but we’ll have a movie review up sometime this weekend.

So as the biggest fan of Watchmen on the team, I thought I’d bring a few, quick opinions of the graphic novel to the table.

Culture deconstruction at its finest, every panel filled with symbolic synchronicities. In fact this alternate dimension is so real and immersive, you’ll find the characters frighteningly true to your own life. Each of the heroes represents a moral approach to life and each is portrayed unbiased with no judgment attached to the portrayal. You get a slice of these peoples’ lives for the better and the worse.

The entire plot revolves around a massive twist at the end of the story. Up to that point, we are drawn deeper into the twisted lives of these ordinary people from extraordinary circumstances. When we finally feel the staggering conclusion, I guarantee you’ll be as thoroughly thrilled as you are mindblown.

Revealing much more than that gives too much away. Do yourself and read this story! Give the movie a shot but make sure you give its source material a real go.

Watch

-Windiebird watching the Watchmen

Wolverine & The X Men: Review

Awesome. Watch it. And this is why you should:

1.Storm has a GIANT q-tip like hair do.

2.Wolverine is still badass

3.Cyclops is still just an ass [umm...wait that can't be right]

4. Colossus is indeed yummylicious

The overall toon is great! There is a new story line that allows the characters to develop episode by episode and it keeps you wanting more…mmhmm!

But remember, you know how biased we are for wolverines bone(s) structure. Whiiink!

Wolvering and The X Men (and Storms Q-Tip Head)

Wolverin and The X Men (and Storms Q-Tip Head)