Daily Archives: June 1, 2009

Iron Boy?

by mutantaday

I love Iron Man.

 Tony Stark is the kinda badboy/badass/assbandit that I want on my team!  He’s self depricating,  smart, rich, and an alcoholic, so at some point he would probably be drunk enough to sleep with me just about anything with a pulse .  Yes, I too would like to be a Pepper.

It kinda helps that Robert go down Downey Jr. starred as the Vodka hottie in the film adaptation, but aside from that the character is quite the Anti-Hero.

And why does that anit-matter? you ask.  Well Iron Man: Armored Adventures is why.

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 When you take the anit-hero out of the hero, then you have another lame show about some kid. Now I realize it’s brought to us by NickToons and the letters B & S, but from what I’ve seen, the creators have stripped the very essence of what makes Stark Iron Man and replaced it with a cartoon version of something you’d see on the CW. And poor poor Pepper Potts. Can someone shut her up.

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“S” is for Star Fire

by mutantaday

WAAAAY back somewhere in like the second post, Mutant A Day featured Teen Titan’s Cyborg.  We thought to ourselves, why is it that we didn’t feature anyone else from said team.  Especially the hawt and usually naked Koriand’r or Starfire [if ya nasty].

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Koriand’r is a princess of the planet Tamaran in the fictional Vegan system, and was in line to rule the planet as Queen. Komand’r (“commander”, also known as Blackfire), her older sister, developed a bitter rivalry with her after suffering a disease in infancy that robbed her of the ability to harness solar energy to allow her to fly, and by extension, her right to the throne.

As the apple of Robin’s eye, StarFire hold’s her own, strong as an ox with the a mouth of a sailor and the body…well of a female sailor.  I guess you’d have to be with a bitch of a sister trying to kill you. TITANS GO!

 

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